drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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