We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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