Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
did i walk over a car last night?
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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