Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
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