So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
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