question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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