I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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