So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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