you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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