You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
Please, let me fuck your mom
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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