i'm signing you up for texting rehab
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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