Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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