So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
How naked do you want me to be?
Randomize
