Whod you bang
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
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