they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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