why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
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