Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Randomize