we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
He told everyone he was freezing their keys so they couldn't drive drunk. When I opened the freezer this morning, my keys were at the bottom of an unfrozen ice cream tub of vodka.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
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