i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
I didn't shave. On purpose
...so i touched it.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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