belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
it's great music for shaving your balls
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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