I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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