I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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