The good thing about walking home in a dress on sunday morning is that people mistake my walk of shame as a walk to God.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
PANTIES FOUND
tell me about the eggs
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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