It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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