Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
tell your sister to shave her snatch
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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