we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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