we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
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