Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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