when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
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