I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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