I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
handjob tips. give me some.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
I will be naked everywhere
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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