Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
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