let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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