Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
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