He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
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