just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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