Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
I just counted my steps so I know when you start looking for you on my way back from the bathroom
You know how us drunks love counting steps
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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