btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
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