Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
Randomize
