people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
Randomize
