So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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