I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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