Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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