"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
Randomize