What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
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