So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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