He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
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