we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
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