That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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