# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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