if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
I hate all girls vehemently.
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
Randomize
