Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
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